Although the you-know-who's are not in the playoffs (no, not the Pirates), it's time we all find "that team" we secretly will root for when we plop ourselves down on the couch for a good 3 hours each night. The Yanks? The Phils? The Cards? The Braves? Ah, sorry Atlanta.
Whomever it may be - and choose wisely, don't want to lose an eye - I wish you much luck and prosperity. Either way, just thank the good Lord that you won't see this piece in every other commercial: