We Kneed You Quickly, Carlos!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Believe it or not, but Carlos Beltran WILL be ready in time for the 2010 regular season. Heck, he'll be ready for Spring Training, even if it were to start today.

Beltran came out in a press conference today to say that his body is completely and fully healed from yesterday's micro fracture knee surgery from Dr. Steadman in Colorado.

A man, who sounded eerily like Tony Bernazard, shouted from the crowd for Mr. Beltran to prove that he was healed by removing his shirt, and that is how this came about:

Mr. Puerto Rico will not be taking any further questions.