As if I want to remember...?
It continues, "Set in sterling silver and engraved with the ballpark name on the back. Each pair is a number limited edition and includes a certificate of authenticity."
One Cufflink? $75. Oh, you want a pair? $150.
One testimony from a Bill K. reads, "I received these cufflinks after searching far and wide for a pair to wear when I get married. Nothing seemed right, and as a joke with my fiancee I started looking at Mets ones. When I saw the Shea Stadium links, I thought it was a great way to incorporate a great memory (my first baseball game in 1984) without spending $900 on some stadium seats. The cufflinks feel solid, they remind me of Shea and most importantly they were fiancee approved for the wedding!"
Bill K. is rumored to be an alcoholic and divorced.
If you're thinking about getting me a pair, I appreciate it, but I'd rather you give me the $150 cash money, so I can go to a Mets game this year and sit in the upper-deck - alone.
Unless you want to shell out another $150, so I can bring a friend.
...ps: I don't appreciate the fact that similar cufflinks made from authentic Yankee Stadium seats run for $155 a pair...
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