2615 years ago:
The King of Babylon, King Belshazzar, died, and Darius the Mede became the new king.
King Darius decided to appoint a hundred and twenty supervisors and governors to help rule over his kingdom. And he made Daniel and two others their boss. The other supervisors and governors didn’t like it. Daniel worked harder, and did much better work than any of them. The King was so impressed he was going to put Daniel in charge of the whole kingdom.
“We have to do something about this Daniel,” the supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials said to themselves. But no matter how hard they looked, they couldn’t find anything wrong with Daniel because Daniel was completely faithful and honest in everything he did.
“Maybe we can use his religion against him,” they said.
And so they came up with a devious plan.
They came before King Darius one day and said, “King Darius! May you live forever! (although each one of them was probably really thinking, 'May you die tomorrow - so I can become King!'). All of us who help to rule your kingdom; the supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials, think that it would be very wise of you to issue a command that for thirty days no one should be able to ask for anything from any god or man except you, O Great and Mighty King. And if anyone should ask for anything from any god or man besides you, they should be thrown into the lions’ den.”
King Darius accepted the idea of the supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials, and signed the decree.
It became a law of the Medes and Persians that could not be changed.
Daniel heard the King’s decree, but still, the next morning he went to his window to pray, just as he did every morning, noon and night.
This was exactly what the supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials were looking for.
They went straight to the king.
“Your Majesty, may you live forever!” they said. “Didn’t you sign a decree that said for thirty days no one should ask for anything from any god or man except you, O Great and Mighty King. And if anyone should ask for anything from any god or man besides you, they should be thrown into the lions’ den?”
“Yes,” said the king. “It is a law of the Medes and Persians that cannot be changed.”
Then the supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials said, “We saw Daniel praying to his God this very morning! He does not respect you or your order.”
When King Darius heard this news he was very sad. He knew that Daniel was a good and honest man, who served him faithfully. And so he worked into the night, trying to find some way to rescue Daniel. But he couldn’t.
The supervisors, the governors, the lieutenant governors, and all the other officials came back the next morning and demanded, “Your Majesty, you know a law of the Medes and Persians can never be changed. Daniel must be thrown into the lions’ den!” Which was just what they wanted all along.
And so, the king had no choice but to have Daniel thrown into the lions’ den. The King said to Daniel, “May the God whom you serve so faithfully save you!”
And then the king’s men grabbed Daniel and threw him into a pit filled with pacing, roaring, hot-breathed lions.
Years Later:
The Manager of the Mets, Manager Willie, was fired, and Jerry The Gangsta, became the new leader.
Manager Jerry decided to appoint whichever players succeeded the day before, to help rule over his kingdom in the National League East. And he made Daniel Murphy and two others (Nick Evans and Joe Smith) their young leaders. You produced? You played. The veterans and other minor leaguers didn’t like it. Daniel worked harder, and did much better work than any of them. The Manager was so impressed he was going to put Daniel in charge of the whole kingdom come season time; left field would be his for the taking.
“We have to do something about this Daniel,” the other young stars, the every day players, the bench warmers, and all the other Mets said to themselves. But no matter how hard they looked, they couldn’t find anything wrong with Daniel because Daniel was completely faithful and honest in everything he did. He truly was second to none.
“Maybe we can use his work ethic against him,” they said.
And so they came up with a devious plan.
They came before Manager Jerry one day and said, “Mr. Manuel! May you coach forever! (although Gary Carter, who was miles away on a baseball field in Long Island, was probably really thinking, 'May you die tomorrow - so I can become manager!'). All of us who help to bring you a Daily W; the veterans, the speedsters, the home-run hitters, and all the other Metropolitans, think that it would be very wise of you to issue a rule that for the next thirty days of Spring Training no one should be able to impress any owner or coach, O Great and Mighty Manager, except you. If you like what you see in a man, then let it be known, it will be he who will play And if anyone does progress and succeed, then let him be thrown into the lions' den to see if he is truly an authentic star.
Manager Jerry accepted the idea of the young ones, the Hernandez's, the Spanish-speaking, and all the other New York players, and agreed to such a diabolacle plan .
It became a law of the Mets and their Personnel that could not be changed.
Daniel heard the Managers’s decree, and still, the next morning he came to the field, to play, just as he did every morning, noon and night. He lived and breathed baseball.
This was exactly what the hot prospects, the potential game changers, the 8 year minor leaguers, and all the other hopefuls were looking for.
They went straight to the Manager.
“Your Managerial Majesty, may you coach forever!” they said. “Didn’t you sign a decree that said for the first thirty days of spring training no one should impress anyone except you, O Great and Mighty Leader. And if anyone should impress any coach or player besides you, they should be thrown into the lions’ den to see how authentic they truly are!? To see if they truly can compete!?”
“Yes,” said the Cool and Calm Jerry. “It is a law of my Mets and their Personnel that cannot be changed.”
Then the jealous-ones, the just out of college guys, the Rule 5 draft picks, and all the other Binghamton Mets said, “We saw Daniel playing like he was God this very morning! He does not respect any opposing pitcher, he takes more walks than the Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club, and he beats the ball up as if he had a personal agenda against it.
When King Jerry heard this news he was very sad (but secretly, very glad). He knew that Daniel was a good and honest boy, who played for him faithfully. Would he be able to compete in the games that matter? Would he choke in the oh-so-crucial times? And so he worked into the night, trying to find some way to rescue Daniel from the every day spotlight. But he couldn’t. He knew Daniel would have to walk the plank.
The spark starters, the base stealers, the record contract setters, and all the other Tradition Field inhabitants came back the next morning and demanded, “Your Gangsta'ness, you know a law of the Mets and their personell can never be changed. Daniel must be thrown into the lions’ den!” Which was just what they wanted all along. To see how quickly he would crumble.
And so, the Manager had no choice but to have Daniel thrown into the lions’ den. The Manager said to Daniel, “May the game whom you serve so faithfully save you!”
And then the organization’s men grabbed Daniel and threw him into a pit, a stadium, a park, a field, an opposing cities' batter's box, a 9th inning pressure-filled spot, an unfamiliar left field, surrounded by pacing beer vendors, roaring fans, threatening Philidelphians, breathing-down-your-back coaches, and a city that had him thinking that maybe, and just maybe, there might be some people out there who want to see him succeed even more than he did.
Us Lions Await.
85 comments:
May he have the same success as the original!!
"Some say history tends to repeat itself". I say this blog tends to repeat itsself with Pulitzer type Postings.
Absolute Genius! Keep em coming!
Wow Eli...youre script has already been picked up, and turned into a broadway play. Even Stephen King doesn't get this type of immediate reaction to his writings!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3907320098311390764&hl=en
Where were you when i was learning Jewish History??....
Wario...obviously he was paying attention.
LOL..... al, what would this blofg do without you?
If he was i would have cheated off him, so i know he wasnt
LMAO
I know as much Jewish History as anyone else. I guess I just came across a good website with Daniel and the Den. Let's hope when we are all sitting in our own den these spring afternoons (or even better, Citi's Den) we should be as fortunate as Daniel. Bring it on!
did anyone ever tell you that you are the most random person ever?.... and thats why i love this blog:)
Lol, someone once told me that at 2:12 PM on a Monday not too long ago. MetsBlog.com might update itself every 10 seconds but this updates people with useful (and random) thoughts and ideas in the world of baseball. I think.
did you hear about our buddy duaner?
Talk. Now.
he signed with san diego... him and heath bell back to back
mmmmmmmm maybe heilman can join them
Really? How much? Minor league deal? And u heard bout Manny....?
not sure i did hear about manny..... how long he out for?
they told him theyll give him a new pair of goggels and some dominican food.... he was sold
Hopefully a long time. It would make me feel better. Bell was not good when he was a Met. He needed the scene changing.
LOL on goggles/d food.
tru...he needs some food changes too
He lost weight. The man can throw. Don't knock a fat man when he is walking out of the gym. You nervous bout Maine?
im not but he probably is... he has some mental issues
thats why he is back to back with oli
lets start a fantasy league of just players the mets gave away or once had
Maine? Mental issues? I think I heard that. Not as bad as Oli.
A fantasy league? Im signing Kazmir. You get next 2.
lindstrom... the new markins closer who rick peterson said will have arm issues... (sound familiar?), and philip humber mmmmmmmmm
Bad picks. I'm going with Ventura. Next.
o we are going all time????
i was doing current
Um, yes, hon. Wake up and smell the coffee. You blew 2 picks already. My mets are gonna whoop up on yours... (and I know Al is reading this so he is welcome to join in at anytime).... Pick Wario.
k stop........ new game.... fantasy league of just mets... whenever... at there peek on any team... your pick first
al anytime, your welcome
Yes, Al, anytime. You are welcome. I'll go with Kazmir. Take your next two, loser.
easy tom seaver and piazza
suck it
Moron. I got Willie Mays. Keep it coming, genius.
damn he was my sleeper ..keith, and jerry koosman
I'd love to comment, but I have no clue what you people are talking about.
Um, you only get the next two after my first pick. Who am I dealing with exactly? Or what...
its my game... go pick 2
BEST METS OF ALL TIME. You pick a team. It's a draft. He has Seaver and Piazza. I have Mays and Kazmir. Al's turn. Pick two.
Keith? It's for playing time. Not broadcasting talent. HAHA on Keith.
is al with us or are we waiting???
We will wait three minutes from this post.
k( text him)
Can I Play?
No. Go away.
(I don't wanna disturb him.) One minute left.
lol
Have you forgotten to take your ritalin!
When I see a posting about Best Mets Ever, I will comment on that. Otherwise I'm sticking to the topic at hand.
Time's Up. Wario?
no one under 40 posts can play
DID HE JUST DARE ME TO BLOG BOUT THE BEST METS EVER?~?~?~??~?~?~
lol wario
nice of you to pick up the phone al!!! you scared to get in on this draft?
Do you think he doesn't kno much of the Mets past?
Eli...Do you think Willie saw the writing on the wall, just like Balshazer ?
he is one of those bandwagon guys....
Well, we can see he knows about his Jewish History and as well as "The Catch." A bandwagon guy is still a possibility. Speak more, Al.
eli you picked kazmir over lima????
Why can't I play? You guys are mean. Great blog though. Peace!
Today is tax day...gotta get to the post office...bye!!!
You bet I did. Kazmir rocks. You know that. And have a great day Luigi. Thanks for the kind words.
sorry we need more of a mario not a luigi for this.... maybe next time
Enjoy the taxes Al. See if you notice a sign about the taxing Redding's arm did after his toe surgery. Peace!
We should have a fantasy league...
We should. Wario's idea. How many ppl we need?
5-7
al stop ignoring me!!!
He's ignoring you? How u kno and why would he?
We have 3 here. How many more do we need? 2? Any ideas?
he is scared of the wrath of wario!! (does that make sense?)
look up!!!! eli
I think that makes sense. Two more people, Wario. Anyone in mind?
(im the only one here) {who yout alking to}?????
I'm lost. Wario, u ok? We need 2 more for the draft!
good..... not ok im hungry and cranky
me 2. i want the season already. hows work goin..
ttyl... gotta do resarch on my team
lol...njoy
wow this is a very long one
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