Some call it shocking, others call it mind boggling, while we here at the Mets Underground call it, "shocking and mind boggling." (What? We didn't combine nothing.)
The Count was first interviewed for the Mets LF job but was seen counting all the Dodgers paraphernalia at Citi Field when the Wilpons discovered his knack for numbering things.
His agent, Omarluffugus, did not return our phone calls.
We expect a press conference to be held tomorrow, Monday, at 1:23:45 pm.