The Home-Town Critic

Monday, November 30, 2009

"According to, the Mets are close to re-signing RHP Elmer Dessens."

-Some homeless guy's Christmas wish is coming true: Dessens back in Queens!

"According to the New York Post, Ike Davis’s dad, former Major League 1B Ron Davis, believes his son will play 10 to 15 years in the big leagues, and, “he’ll do things to sacrifice for the team."

-Oh really? My dad said I'll be a NBA player one day. Now, I live in his basement.

"Alex Cora has agreed to 1-year, $2 million deal to return to the Mets if he passes a physical," says Mr. Bart.

-Alex RODRIGUEZ, Omar. Argh! You got the wrong one, Minaya!

"According to the Daily News, a bidding war may be on tap between the Yankees and Red Sox for Blue Jays RHP Roy Halladay."

-Wilpons found under office table in Citi Field. "Wa-ar?," Fred cried.