ComMents (Mix of Comments and Mets; So Sue Me!)

Monday, December 28, 2009


So with everyone running around without their heads trying to guess what Mike Francesa will reveal to the public tomorrow regarding the Metropolitans, I figured it would be a good time to post here what some of the elite commenters on MetsBlog are saying...

...then again, don't you have to be elite to comment on there in the first place... ah, forget that then...

...i will post what people are saying (in blue) and exclude their names, but I will comment in italics to their MetsBlog comment underneath...

...here we go...

I don’t know how to take this. The guy (Francesa) is 99.99% of the time full of crap. Oh well, we’ll see.

...I would think you need to know sabermetrics to determine when someone is not full of crap 00.01 percent of the time...

He’s going to announce that he ate Alay Soler in May 2007.

...this one was actually funny...sort of...

Maybe he is going to break news of the new ARAMARK menu in the Acela Club.

...ha-ha-ha...make fun of a guy's weight...like that is a hard feat...grow up...and besides, I did that already...maybe read a new blog, unfunny MetsBlog commenter...

What – are they changing Mr. Mets’ meds?

...seriously, you guys are comedians... #Sarcasm...

maybe they are changing the dimensions of citifield?

...this one's a possibility...but then why only give the info to Francesa?...

I’m new to the Francessa show. I never watched it before.

...earth to you... what planet do you even live on?... seriously...

omar coming in studio to drive around his train for the afternoon

...lol...this one's funny...

Maybe they are bringing Piazza out of retirement to play C

...stupid...

The funny thing is how many reporters are now as we speak scrambling to find out what the heck is going on!

...i'd say not too many... but, buddy, you calm down...

hmm…Fernando Tatis is Jerry’s secret love child?

...not as far-fetched as some others...

Maybe Management change or maybe the Wilpons finally decided to sell the team.

...seriously, are some of you commenters brain dead...

I hope they’re lowering the left field and center field walls.

...could be, but then why is that "big news"....

Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Mets actually won a World Series.

...some people weren't blessed with the gift of humor...it's too bad...

Right now Mike Francessa is reading this blog and pointing and laughing! lol

...he's not, but I am, moron...

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(And some of the comments on the paint drying video are hysterical. The description to the YouTube video is: "After watching lots of videos on Youtube I came to the conclusion that 99.9% of them are as interesting as watching paint dry. So here is a video I made of some paint drying for you to enjoy. I call it 'Watching Paint Dry.'")

P.S: Oh and yeah, I was not one of the lucky (or unlucky) few to be chosen to comment on MetsBlog. Although, now I'm thankful for it. It didn't stop Cerrone from making a blog post of my material earlier this month, which in fact, I will be suing him for later this month.

31 comments:

@bobby said...

Lol.

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Ryan Kelly said...

I've noticed my comments never get published at MetsBlog, too, so I just stopped trying. I didn't realize being an idiot and whiner was a pre-requisite for posting comments there.

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