Welcome to another edition of Bad Baseball. In this 3rd segment the Mets show us yet another way to lose miserably in a baseball game and how to properly get swept in all 3 of them.
Student Blog Reader: Um, if a team is losing and it is (mostly) due to a lack of runs, then what would be the outcome if they started to ignite their bats and, henceforth, bring in a lot more than 1 or 2 runs a game?
Wise Blog Teacher: Ah, my son. You ask wisely. One team may go forth and score an abundance of runs but if its opposition lives by the famous adage of "everything you can do, I can do better," then the first team is destined for failure.
Meet the Mets; a team that has lost 4 in a row, plays with a lack of urgency and has less W's than Borat's motto of "Wa-wwa-wwi-wwa."
Too bad. The Mets are not "very nice" and are not having "great success".
The only thing worse than the Mets these days are the home run calls coming out of St. Louis. Ryan Church, in yesterday's game, clobbered a 2 run homer deep into the stands and this is how a Cardinal's fan heard it while driving down the I-76.
But wait, even though the Mets have come to a 6-9 record going into their next series with Washington, think positively! Things can't get any worse than they already are... or can they?
This Upcoming Monday's Headlines: METS GET SWATTED BY NATS. LOSE ALL 3.
If the case... break glass and... just knock me out.
2 comments:
ENOUGH!!!! I CANT TAKE THE FREAKING LOSING ANYMORE!
here is my problem, if jerry Manuel were to get fired, which I’m sure will be brought up in discussions on this blog in the next 2 week or so.... who would replace him????
i really don’t want sandy Alomar, or the not so sharp razor running this sinking ship!
i think Johan should be the manager, he is not afraid to call out a player in public, who has to pick it up... he is the one true leader on this team.
Jerry, stop using your GANDI'isms to inspire this team!! Maybe some batting and fielding practice will go a longer way!
The job your doing is not so GANGSTA!
ITS ONLY GOING TO GO DOWN HILL FROM HERE, THE METS LOVE TO LET THE NATS WIN!
i think Omar worked out a deal with the nats, we let you win, we can trade garbage players to each other for a long time!
Now Now... The Mets will not be firing Manuel this season. If they do not make the playoffs then you can kiss his job good bye.
Gary Carter, anyone?
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