Omar Makes The Move

Monday, July 6, 2009

In a surprising move Monday, Mets General Manager Omar Minaya has said that he "picked up the big bat; the one everybody has been wanting me to pick up."

Minaya noted that the big bat was heavier than it looked and that he couldn't lift it for more than a few minutes at a time. He continued and said, "I hope the New York fans are happy now and that I have fulfilled their baseball wishes. I have been hearing for months how a move like this would be crucial and I will continue to adhere to our beloved fans' demands."

Minaya was added to the DL later that day with severe language barrier issues and is wished to be out for eternity.