Omar Makes The Move

In a surprising move Monday, Mets General Manager Omar Minaya has said that he "picked up the big bat; the one everybody has been wanting me to pick up."



Minaya noted that the big bat was heavier than it looked and that he couldn't lift it for more than a few minutes at a time. He continued and said, "I hope the New York fans are happy now and that I have fulfilled their baseball wishes. I have been hearing for months how a move like this would be crucial and I will continue to adhere to our beloved fans' demands."

Update: Minaya was added to the DL later that day with severe language barrier issues and is wished to be out for eternity.