Eli was recently seen strolling down Aisle 6 in a local Brooklyn supermarket, when he reached for a bag of potato chips. One would think this was a simple decision, being that this supermarket only carried two brands of those salty but yet yummy delectable chips, but, alas, it was an extremely difficult decision.
As he reached for a particular brand, his ESPN-Live-Game-Scoring-Alert-Text-Message came buzzing into his phone. "Putz blows the lead in the 8th," it read. "Gosh Dangity," Eli screamed in response. As an older woman scrambled to a different aisle, Eli composed himself and reminded himself where and why he was in Aisle 6 at that present moment. "Right, right," he said, "the chips."
And then it all became so clear; the answer was looking him square in the face...he was gonna go with the Lay's Potato Chips... Of course. Why didn't he see it all along?