Putting the "WIN" in S-win-e Flu

Monday, June 1, 2009

The New York Mets have announced that they have added some elements to their 2009 uniform to help combat the spread of the stomach virus that has spread from Carlos Beltran to John Maine, causing Beltran to miss much of the weekend series and Maine to leave Sunday's victory after the sixth inning. Certain members of the club helped model the changes during the latter stages of the game.

The Mets take their germs to Pittsburgh for a four game set starting Monday. Just what the Pirates need - a virus ridden team in their ballpark. I pity the Pirates ... Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!

(As seen on Metstradamus. Except the title; the title is my own. Mine. Mine. Mine.)


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Big Mac said...

The Mets can have the chicken pox, hemmaroids, and nasal congestion... As long as they're winning, I'm grinning.

Asher Anshel said...

One time when i was in the IRVE in Lakewood, i had a case of the runs, but that didnt keep me from going to shuir!! I can relate to the Mets, and mamosh love the fact that they are playing through their illnesses. Refuah Shlama bekorov to all!